i've got lots of 'em. for starters:
what was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?

driving the zam-bony.

what do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?

a numb-skull.

how does a skeleton stay so calm?

nothing gets under their skin

whats a skeleton's favorite plant?

a bone-zai.

why did the scarecrow go to the bar?

because he wanted to find some liquid courage

why did the scarecrow go to the bar?

because he wanted to find some liquid courage